I can’t say that I’ve ever been excited about watching the Oscars but it seems like I’m in the minority as millions of people tune in each year to see members of the entertainment industry honoured, so I guess they’re doing something right.
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By all accounts it seems as though this year’s ceremony wasn’t really that eventful, but out of nowhere Macaulay Culkin decided to make it a bit more exciting by choosing to live tweet his whole experience of watching them. Admittedly that doesn’t sound that great on paper, but when you check out some of these tweets then you’ll see why it’s worth drawing attention to them – they’re a mixture of ridiculous, hilarious and downright bizarre. Take a look:
Oh THAT Jimmy is hosting! Did he ever win Ben Stein's Money? #ManShow #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I hope #FloridaMan wins for The Florida Project
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
#Oscars90 I heard there was a fourth billboard in that movie but it got cut out: pic.twitter.com/hMWU3N50KZ
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I don't know… I thought the BEST costume was Black Panther’s cause he could deflect bullets. #WakandaForever #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
To this day, @maryjblige is my second favorite Best Supporting Actress nominee who has dated Nas #AllisonJanney
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Where are all the kids?! When do the actors get slimed? #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Here's who I would thank tonight: John Leguizamo, and A Young Jodie Foster, Boss Baby and Mark Summers. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Casey Affleck couldn't make it cause he was stuck in the 1950s.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Glad to see Mudbound finally getting recognition #DarthMaulWasDopeOnBass pic.twitter.com/n4fnLgV12W
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
James Franco is a disaster. Artists? #CallMeRogen #OrGoldberg #Imnotpicky #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Why do they keep showing these clips? Play the damn movie already!
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Actually, the best original score of the year was New England 33 – Philadelphia 41 #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I'm bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam #Oscars #NotDeadYet
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Academy Award Nominated Actor Timothee Chalamet is a crisis actor
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
What CAN'T Jennifer Lawrence do? Return my calls for starters…
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Other than the Emoji Movie, The Post is the best movie about social media this year.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Water takes the shape of whatever container it is in, this entire movie is horse shit. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Well… that was fun but now my fingers are bleeding!
This has been a #BunnyEars production. Check out my website @BunnyEarsWeb and my podcast @BunnyEarsPod I wouldn't recommend it if it wasn't mine. PEACE! pic.twitter.com/cKGKyrZp3X
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Yep, don’t think I needed to tune in at all, reading Mac’s tweets was way more fun and interesting and only took about three minutes as opposed to three hours. Hopefully he’ll do this every year so I never have to tune in and can just read his thoughts on the matter again. Way more entertaining.
For more Macaulay Culkin, check out this short sequel to Home Alone when Kevin is all grown up. Dark.