A Guy Lives With Girls For A Week And Compiles A List Of 30 Weird Things That Girls Do

Whilst guys might think they know girls, even if you’ve been in a relationship with one for a decade or something there is absolutely no way that this is true. This is apparently because girls present some kind of hyper sanitised version of their life to guys so that they actually want to date them.

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Whilst that might sound incredible sexist, thanks to a guy called Robbie we now actually know the truth of what it’s actually like to be a woman in 2017. Robbie is a 20 year old dude who goes to the University of London, who recently went on a ski trip to Tignes in France. Unfortunately for Robbie bur fortunately for us, he signed up late and was forced to room with three girls named Charlotte, Abbie and Fish (she was a swimmer).

During his week long stay, he learned a hell of a lot about the female of the species and decided to share it all with us:

A thread about what I learned whilst living with girls for one week is going live at 10pm

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

2) When girls are trying to be quiet they make most of their noise with the “SSSHHHHHHHHHHH”

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

4) I went for a shower and there was organized clumps of hair on the wall?????

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

6) So boys, I found out girls have actual tape that goes on their boobs when they wear a low cut top to make the shape of their boobs nice or something???? Like glorified duct tape

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

8) There are things called chicken fillets and they aren’t the ones you eat

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

10) Girls all share clothes like one big free for all?? “you seen my nice black top?”
“oh yeh babe got it on atm”

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

12) These girls just got so hungry when they came back it was mad. Mayo pasta? Yes please babe x

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

14) Girls spoon each other. A lot.

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

16) Girls sniff their armpits to see if they smell. “nah not too bad”

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

18) By the end of the week my deodorant was empty because “boys deodorant smells better”

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

20) If you miss taking your pill two consecutive days in a row you have fucked up your cycle. I became the pill reminder.

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

22) “omg im so bloated I can’t wear this” was a phrase heard hourly during the evening getting ready process.

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

24) “should I wear pants in this?”

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

26) Girls have two make up bags. One bag with all the make up that they actually use, and one that has absolutely no use at which is full of makeup never touched but is always brought along

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

28) Hairgrips everywhere you look. Floor? Hairgrips. Bed? Hairgrips? Shower? Hairgrips.

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

30) Wake girls up in the morning at your own peril. "Robbie turn your alarms off ffs"

— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017

There you have it. Whilst I’ll admit I did know some of this from living with girls in the past – that thing about the clump of hairs is definitely true and I still don’t understand it – there was A LOT I didn’t know. All you boys reading this for the first time might think that it can’t all possibly be true, but some girls even confirmed it, so you know, there you go:

https://twitter.com/hannah_ososki/status/943662312258527232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2Fculture%2Farticle%2Flived-group-girls-weird-things-women-do%2F