Charlie Sheen’s 2011 meltdown lives on in our memories as one of the biggest displays of a celebrity publicly losing his shit in history. This included a whole load of ridiculous crap, including the creation of terms such as ‘tiger blood’, ‘#winning’ and ‘Adonis DNA’, as well as doing dumb shit like waving a machete around in public. He basically completely lost it.

Whilst many of us just assumed that Charlie Sheen was going crazy because he was openly taking insane amounts of cocaine (have you seen that guy’s nostrils?), it turns out that his explanation for the situation is slightly different, as he decided to tell some guy called Dr OZ in a TV interview today:

It was a lot of highs and lows.

I was taking a lot of testosterone cream, and I think I went too far with it. It was kind of like a borderline . . . not a ’roid rage, but a ’roid disengage.

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Testosterone cream, of course – it all seems so obvious now. I mean what else would make Charlie Sheen act like that? No way could it possibly be the cocaine he was consuming, it just had to be all that testosterone cream that he was rubbing (?) all over his body. Makes perfect sense.

I’m not even going to pretend I know what testosterone cream is or if it even exists, but I think it’s pretty dumb that Charlie Sheen is coming out with this crap now. We all know he was having 40 hours coke fuelled orgies at his house, why bother saying he was using testosterone cream? He doesn’t need to do that, surely the whole reason people love him is because he’s completely brazen about the extracurricular activities he gets up to?

A strange move indeed, although maybe he’s trying to tone it down a bit after he was diagnosed with HIV.